There are many people that dislike an appointment with the dentist. I am ambivalent to it. I don’t have a horrible dental history and my dentist seems to understand that I am a wuss when it comes to any sort of procedure. I was at a check up recently and discovered that my mind wanders to weird paths while I am waiting for the fingers to come out of my mouth.
I am not on casual enough terms with my dentist or hygienist to ask there weird questions to. To solve this, I need someone to volunteer their plucky child to ask these questions for me. These questions would just be weird from a person in their mid thirties, but would come off as cute and possibly adorable from anyone in the five to ten age range.
The questions:
- What are the chances of getting a virtual reality helmet for when you are on the chair? That way you don’t have to stare into the light and you can swim with sharks.
- In the vampire apocalypse, do you think any other doctor practice other than dentist survive? (Because fang rot would be a huge concern.) (Maybe a chiropractor?)
- Is that your stomach I hear rumbling?
I know it isn’t a huge amount of questions, but they would sound harmless coming from someone much younger and with a little less of a filter than I have.
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