I want to find the perfect gift that make my brother’s brain scream. I think I found the perfect venue to find the perfect bit of nightmare fuel, I mean gift for my brother. That venue would be my local antique market. I think that if he opened a box with any of the items below, that he is going to show a genuine emotion and the holidays are all about genuine emotions.
Option 1: Everyone needs a little bit of seasoning in their life. I think this classic salt and pepper shaker bring about certain feelings. At the moment the feeling of shaking my head in wonder, but if that is what I feel about them, I can only imagine the WTF feeling my brother would have if he unwrapped them.
Option 1: Everyone needs a little bit of seasoning in their life. I think this classic salt and pepper shaker bring about certain feelings. At the moment the feeling of shaking my head in wonder, but if that is what I feel about them, I can only imagine the WTF feeling my brother would have if he unwrapped them.
Option 2: A doll that may or may not try to suck your soul out in the middle of the night. Every house needs a creepy doll or two. Also, I think I can guarantee that my brother would never expect this in a million years. So, that is another win.
Option 3: Giving my brother the bird for Christmas. Okay, I think that I would be able to impress him if I were able to find a box to fit the ostrich in. It isn't the size of the bird that counts, but the thought behind it.
Option 4: The Salt Water Taffy Barrel. I am sure that this little bitty clown would be a welcome addition to the home and bring cheer for years to come. Right? I am sure that my sister in law would surely forgive me for one small clown instead of getting a much larger and imposing clown to bring joy and laughter to her home, right?
All of a sudden I am feeling much more optimistic about the holidays. I sometimes wish there were duplicates of these wonderful gifts, because I think the look of shock and possibly awe could apply to more than one special individual in my life.
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