Butt in the Mail
I received butt in the mail.
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It wasn’t just a butt, it was cat butt. I don’t know if a friend mailed it to me or if I kickstarted it and forgot about it. I do know that this might be the strangest unexpected item I have ever received in the mail. I feel like if a friend did send it, I need to bump of my mail game.
Of course my brain goes not overdrive with this mystery. Is this cat butt a coded message? Is really saying “my dear, you’re a rear” or “enjoy this piece of tail in the mail?” I can name at least half a dozen people that could be the culprit. Some of them being family and coworkers. For all I know this could be an invite to bake cookies.
I don’t know the cat butt origin and maybe it is best that way. No culprits for the kitty cutter have been forthcoming, but I know that if I was to send one in the future I would be cackling to myself the entire time it was in the mail. So, if you are the person that is responsible, I salute you. You have literally made my day and confused my husband. Thank you!
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